harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

(Source: sspock, via spideyninjagirl)

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge, via orgasm)

sluttyoliveoil:

is this sims

(Source: literallysame, via orgasm)

Timestamp: 1396173015

sluttyoliveoil:

is this sims

(Source: literallysame, via orgasm)

lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

(Source: feathersalwaysmakepplattractive, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1396071971

lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

(Source: feathersalwaysmakepplattractive, via pizza)

(Source: jessepnkman, via orgasm)

(Source: dirtyliam18, via twink-s)

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

(via pizza)

Timestamp: 1396071546

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

(via pizza)

nbchannibal:

I pull her apart layer by layer like she would a crime scene.

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nbchannibal:

I pull her apart layer by layer like she would a crime scene.